《VRChat》2026.1.3版本现已上线！本次更新包含以下内容： 1. 新增加载界面 2. 改进冒名顶替者功能 3. 愚人节特别内容：工具菜单下出现【跳过腿部训练】选项，这究竟是什么呢……（更多内容明日揭晓！）

Ever wanted to have a REAL WOMAN liek you? Well - i'm sure you dont anymore, BUT! In case you do - i'll help you out with this one! This guide is made specifically for lonely people that want to know legal ways of finding a girlfriend! WHAT YOU'LL NEED!!!Chronical depression. A lighter. Access to Tsar-bomb launch codes. A way to get isekai'd. Please note that this guide is made for lonely people only! If you are not lonely - leave all your belongings and leave immediately! WHAT TO DO! You join a random world. You remember you father teaching you how to talk to women. Anon! You must be confident and always directly tell her what you're in for! Now, shup up and bring me my beer... You grab a beer and start drinking. You go to the nearest womanly-sounding character and start talking. Sup! I've heard your voice and with all honesty - it sounds hella nice, are you a voice actress of sorts? She's very impressed by your compliment, dont miss it. Also, damn, it really fits your avatar! How are you so good at stylizing yourself? Great! Now, she's almost yours, so dont let go now! Haha! You know what? Let me add you, you have to be the first woman that i actually can talk to! IMPORTANT! Words above will, most likely, be a lie, which is a sin and you will go to hell, but sacrifies are necessary to achieve certain goals, be it procreation or the answer to the greaster question of them all "What will happen if i stick my dck in this beehive?"... something must be sacrificed, and pray that it is not your... back virginity. After scoring a whole C-C-COMBO COMPLIMENT she's yours. Her mind is filled with thoughts of having your children, mission complete. Add her on VRChat and gaslight her into giving you her CC number so you can finally afford that Hellcat you always wanted. You decide to target female-worlds only. But how do i find female-only worlds?.. You decide to think like a woman. You cant, as they cant either. You decide to pretend that you're thinking. You take a female avatar, download voice-changing program and start your journey. Feminist Haven *NO MEN* Sounds like a good place to find myself a girl! Several hours later you find yourself surrounded by girls, all of them talking about periods and how fun it is to abuse men. It disgusts you, the universe itself tells you to stop pretending and leave this accursed place, as your very soul might not be able to survive. A minute or so passes, you're dazed. You open your eyes just to see several blobs of fat around you. They are alive, and they want to devour your flesh, your emotions... and your heart! Oh, no, wait... What? Anon is evolving! Anon evolved into /b Anon! You now bosses the power of /b! You're capable of seeing things as they truly are... and it disgusts you! You look around, shocked! Blobs of living fat glare at you as your body begins to dissolve in its own sweat! Your very being is being devoured, your thoughts are crumbling, somehow even space around you isn't capable of fighting against the weight of 4 feminists combined! Supermassive blackhole appears out of nowhere, destrying Earth, the Milky Way... and... everything there is. The universe collapses. Existence itself stops being a concept. Your journey ends. You lost. You decide to actually think before acting. You join a random person on your friend list. It's a guy, but you always need a bait to catch a fish... if you're not using a net, which... Wait... you are using a net! Inter-net! You decide to leave mid-sentence, you immediately join a world your soul tells you to join. You gaze into the distance and you see... a bag of chips, standing there. It looks at you and runs away, but the feeling of home never ceases... You chase it, only to find nothing but dissapointment! You look around, but find nothing! You look at player list... It's still here! I mustfind it! You run around, asking people if they've seen a bag of chips, but all of them look at you as if you're mad... Several minutes later you finally found it... Lay's Spicy Crayfish flavour, only 2.29$ at your local Target! Buy now! You take the bag of chips, gaze into the distance... You know what to do. /b how do i undo my bag of chips? Felt nice but now it tastes weird. This section was brought to you by Pepsi Co. You decide that you need to find yourself a girlfriend. You, for some reason, decide that the best place to do it is VR Chat. You join a world that was recommended to you on the first page. You see a group of people, you approach them. Hey guys! I'm new here! Is there any chance i can find a girl to talk to? Silence appears. Sounds tremble. You feel like every gaze in the world is centered on your soul. You begin to sweat. Finally, a second that felt like eternity passes, you hear a voice, as if it's your own cry when you were born. Did you just assume that we're guys? Your sweating intensifies. Your fat percentage falls from 30% to 27% in a matter of seconds. Everything around you is now sweat. Air becomes heavy... I... uh.. sor... Bigot! Did you think that women are objects so you can ask for them whenever you want!? Another voice suddenly enters your ears. It's clearly a voice of hell. Demon start appearing out of nowhere, looking for source of it, just to confirm that it's not their lord and his glorious battle cry. Several angels start battling them for glory. You're dazed, you look for words to throw. However, nothing helps. You mind is scrambled under the pressure. You begin to lose your sanity, as you suddenly remember... Okay, i'm going to make a twitter post about it... Suddenly, second coming of silence starts... This time, the target of it is not you... Sounds die out, light itself ceases to exist. Blessing that it gave you fades with it. You feel another gaze from beyond. It's God himself, he gives you a thumbs up as he smirks. The last thing you hear before joining recommended world is... It's X now, not twitter! Also, how dare y... Your sweat fills the gaps in your personality as the world loads. Somehow you in those 5 seconds the next worlds loads you become so sweaty that you begin b-hopping You speedrun the whole map even tho it has no win condition at all Next time you open your eyes you find yourself surrounded by women, fame and money You forget the reason behind your skill, forever indulging in sin... Yet, the sin hasn't forgotten you. The devil that lurked around you headset never left. What left was your soul that shattered under the pressure of being cancelled by 5 "people" on twitter. Turns out Satan himself took on you and has sent your soul to heaven, so that it may be cleansed of such blasphemy. You dont know it, never will. You are forever happy in your own delusion. 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内容包含不当及无意义信息，已按规则处理。泛性恋——被自己的性别所吸引。 选项4：转换性别 如果你转换性别，比如变成女性，那么你可以喜欢男性但仍然是异性恋。 选项5：放弃爱情 如果你完全放弃爱情，那么你就不会是同性恋。 如果你正在寻找无爱式的性取向，那可能是无浪漫倾向（包括无浪漫倾向的无性恋）。 屈服 与我之前所说的其他内容相反，你总是可以屈服。 我是双性恋，我有一个非常爱我的男朋友，所以我屈服了，这真的很棒。

2026.1.2版本现已上线！体验【Discord好友】功能、更便捷的【活动链接】，以及即将推出的【重复活动】功能！查看完整更新说明。或观看下方内容。

大家好！今天我要告诉你们如何避免爱上一个伪娘！说实话，这真的很难，我自己就没做到，不过既然我现在已经和一个可爱的亚洲伪娘正式订婚了，我知道该怎么避开这种命运，不过我不建议你们这么做，因为我现在挺开心的……虽然我的伪娘不知道为什么没有那个，我的意思是……嘿嘿……男性的那个……他居然有女性的那个，搞什么啊？不管怎样，如果你不想得到和我一样的幸福（我再提醒你一次，我的伪娘会给我做饭，他真的很贴心，还会给我蒸汽点数，在我眼里他基本上是最好的人）……我说到哪儿了……哦对，如果你不想这么幸福，这个指南就是为你准备的！该内容包含不良引导和不适当内容，不符合规范，予以删除。前往应用商店或谷歌应用商店 下载Tinder 使用一周 只匹配到机器人/性工作者/钓鱼账号 花费500美元订阅服务，加剧你对人类和存在本身的憎恨 第200次右滑某位女性后终于匹配成功 “嗨……最近怎么样？:)” 被拉黑 删除Tinder 打开VRChat 加入随机世界 尝试与人交谈 再次被拉黑 好结局！你甚至已经不知道爱是什么了！！！ 加入随机世界 找到最近的人群 “这里有伪娘吗？” 如果答案是肯定的——离开该实例 如果答案是否定的——重复此操作直到检查完所有群组 恭喜！如果没有伪娘，你就不会爱上伪娘！好结局！！你甚至没遇到过伪娘！ 加入一个随机世界 和里面至少三个人交朋友 嘿，各位，我们要不要成立一个反伪娘教派？ 在VRChat里用你自己的教派征服一切（如果你不知道怎么开始，可以参考指南） 驱逐每一个伪娘，因为现在你是老大了 把VRChat里的“R”去掉，因为没有伪娘了，这样对孩子们好 现在它叫VCHAT 被中国的微信起诉版权侵权 在贫困中度过余生坏结局！！你甚至连网都没了，还谈什么伪娘！？！？ 就这样！男人们搞什么鬼！？！？男人们，结束了；（哦，男人们该怎么办？？指南没了……真的很糟糕，对吧？不！我只在喝了伏特加之后才会做攻略))) 没伏特加就没攻略！什么？？你想要攻略？？是吗？好吧 ;) 给我一些刺激点，我就买伏特加然后做攻略 ;) 好吗？好嘞 是的兄弟哦哦哦 非常有用的攻略，谢谢，我现在不喜欢伪娘了！

步骤1：打开《VRChat》 步骤2：关闭所有安全设置 步骤3：前往黑猫区域 步骤4：与那些照镜子的人交谈 步骤5：退出《VRChat》 额外步骤（如果你还没开始厌恶自己的生活）：与所有听起来年龄在10岁或以下的孩子交谈 额外附加步骤（献给那些真心热爱生活的人）：与网络情侣交谈

大家好，这份指南是给那些喜欢“一男多女”的人看的，非常棒，哈哈！ 你需要： 腿 钱 Bepis（可选） 普通大小的人类嘴巴（ASHM） 救我，我被绑架了 现在你知道需要什么了，确保你拥有我上面说的所有东西！我会解释为什么需要这些！ 腿——因为没有腿你就没有腿 钱——用来买猫粮 Bepis——哈哈，Bepis 普通大小的人类嘴巴（ASHM）——用来讲人类语言 该做什么！！加入一个随机世界，最好是有很多人的那种。确保你装备了你最好的虚拟形象，并且这个虚拟形象不是彼得·格里芬。用假的阿拉伯口音告诉所有人你是一位酋长，告诉这个实例中的每一个人你很富有。当你成功让一半的人讨厌你之后，去接近另一半不讨厌你的人（这很重要）。说“ halo butiful show boba i show walet”。当你被屏蔽后，就去接近下一个人，说同样的话。最终会有足够多的人同意。创建一个Discord服务器并注册另一个Discord账号，任命该账号为管理员。告诉服务器上的每个人那个管理员是假的，你才是真正的酋长。屏蔽所有相信那件事的人，你不需要不忠的后宫成员。在清除不忠的人之后，让他们所有人都创建创建一个虚假的数字货币钱包，告诉他人这是你唯一能给他们转账的方式。注册另一个账号，向这个虚假账号转账并公之于众，让其他人相信你。重复多次，但实际上不要给任何人转账，只转给你自己的虚假账号。之后，有些人会真的相信你在为“某些东西”转账。随机询问他人是否愿意出售你想要的任何东西，确保同时向所有人询问，这是你的“杰作”。当他们把你要的东西寄给你后，删除服务器和你的聊天账号？？？获利！！！ 注意：本指南只是个玩笑，请不要真的这样做或欺骗他人。这份指南是个玩笑，请不要欺骗他人。它只是为了娱乐目的而制作的。没错，我再说一遍，你打算怎么办？

你想成为VRChat中的狐娘正太吗？那么你来对地方了。 第一步 下载VRChat并游玩至少10小时 第二步 找一位能为你制作头像的画师，或者在网上购买狐娘正太模型并尝试自己制作。 最后一步 在VRChat中成为一只狐狸，并开始表现得像个正太。