An unserious, comedic single-player arcade style game. You are Dale, an honest and hardworking employee at a pizza shop. You must drive around and deliver pizzas around town to meet the daily quota. If you exceed the quota amount at the end of your shift, you can save up your earnings to purchase items that make your job easier- or more fun. A visually impairing beverage can be consumed to make your job more difficult, however, with this increased risk comes higher rewards. Avoid crashing, deliver pizzas in a timely manner, and make your customers happy. Crashing your car or being late on an order will have penalties. So be an upstanding employee, and reap the rewards.