Unique spreadsheet-simulator with chaotic firefights and hookers!Take role of a wardog. Buy from gangs and black market, sell to the PMC's. Ez pz.What's the catch? Some goofs just wanna shoot you in the face and get away with your money.== Features: == Overcomplicated tutorial! Unique spreadsheeting fun! Exciting "buy-sell-buy more" simulator! Decorate your office with bongs and weapon crates! Level up your bodyguards and forget about paying your bills! Lose all cash on gambling! Start all over again! 20+ achievements! 20+ items 1 global leaderboard