GOBLR is a bite-sized dating sim about dating one of three absolutely disastrous goblins. (or all of them, I'm not your mom) Go on dates! Make choices! (not good ones) Have a bad time! GOBLR: Goblin Date Night Simulator is a dating sim for the modern era, where you can live out the nightmare date of your dreams. Commit vandalism, go dumpster diving, get punched in the face, summon a long sealed away demon, and find romance. (or something kinda close to it. Maybe.)FEATURESNo less than THREE whole goblins for your dating displeasureDynamic narrative choicesMultiple unpleasant endingsUncomfortably personal conversationsUnresolved emotional issuesContent warning: Contains open discussion of drugs, criminal acts, and mental health. Also, goblins.