Ah, intrepid commoner! It is I, the Most Excellent, Grandiose, and Magnanimous Lord of All Doors. It is an honor (for you) to be invited to my fabulous abode. I’ve heard you have quite the knack for gathering objects. Do you dare to open the doors of my glorious castle? Only the bravest and most cunning shall survive—and perhaps snag a coin or two... or at the very least, make me