Dr. Fizzgigious is a scholar fascinated by carbonated drinks and historical artifacts. His passions merged when his latest carbonated concoction brings artifacts to life! Dr. Fizzgigious' Fantabulous Carbon Dating Simulacrum is quasi-educational! Potentially Romantic! Incredibly Cute! Dr. Fizzgigious must prove he's an "ace" archaeologist and his passion for artifacts by answering questions from the relics themselves! Dr. Fizzgigious' Fantabulous Carbon Dating Simulacrum is half quiz, half dating sim where the better you do at the quiz, the more the relics will like you! Are you ready to romance some relics with your knowledge? Features: -Cute relics to impress with your vast knowledge! -Characters based on Edward Lears' Complete Nonsense! -Romance relics, arouse artifacts and fancy fetishes... (not that kind, you silly goose!)