It's your chance to destroy the world. All you need is to find two sausages and a magic gem. However, Teddy, a criminal known for the annihilation of over a million people, also wants them. Are you brave enough to defeat him and completely destroy the entire world?Key Features:Turn-based combat reminiscent of retro jRPGsFight Biscuits, Glasses of water, Bananas and many more nasty enemies while thinking about the meaning of life (or anything else you want)Random encounters that are easy to avoid - just hold down SHIFT if you don't feel like fightingSticker system that allows you to customize your charactersOptional bosses that only the best players will be able to defeatCrazy abilities such as Deadline, Floppy disk chaos and the legendary Curse of JxkfdvcAuto-save - forget about save pointsA convenient quick-heal menu accessible by pressing QModifiable EXP and BTC multipliers for players who aren't fond of grinding100% free!