Five Nights at Cobson's is an absolutely spine chilling genre defining bone tingling aryan slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing a24 released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a “say more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll and froot approved snopes verified reuters verified ‘zelling free coal killing cobson loving fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing shitter crashing discoal erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald horror game. Welcome, Dr. Soyer, to your new job at the Soysylum Mental Facility, where our dear patients are cared for by our highly experienced staff. You have been assigned to be our newest night guard, as our previous employee had suffered an unfortunate accident. As the night guard, your work will mainly revolve around monitoring the facility and ensuring our patients don't go through any regrettable outbursts while they're (hopefully) sleeping. You should be fine though: our patient free-roam policy has a calming effect on them and we don't anticipate them getting out of control. With the use of your security system, monitor the movements of our patients across the facility. Any unwanted visitors approaching your office can be stopped simply by closing your door. Discourage the patients from having an outburst by shining your flashlight on them or turning off your lights. Just remember that the facility's coal generators aren't designed for too much power usage, so ration it carefully or you might end up with no power for the rest of your night. With this advice, I wish you luck in your upcoming five nights at Cobson's! Features include: >5 fully playable nights with characters who will seek you out and attack you; >minigames between each night and even some secret ones; >phone recordings at the beginning of each night from a special guest, Doll; >and LOTS of spine chilling lore conveyed through slowburny easter eggs, cinematics, minigames and more!