A darkly comedic management sim that secretly hates its own genre. Featuring voiced NPCs, absurd missions, and bite-sized stories behind every shady favor. Run your pizza shop up front while your sketchy business runs out back. Smart and criminally self-aware - become that guy everyone knows.A Management Game with a Story? No Way!You’ve inherited your dad’s pizza shop - and his missing-person case. He vanished a few months ago, the cops gave up, and now it’s your problem. Run your pizza shop, dodge questions, and do totally normal side gigs for weird NPCs. Maybe you’ll find your dad. Or become rich with better pizza