The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:Rimington, the hunky shotgunViper, the chaotic revolverMarsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temperShow them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed!Key FeaturesFive gorgeous guns to spend your time with!A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!