Welcome to the Ministry of Magic! You've been given the unique opportunity (or maybe you're just expendable) to become the Junior Inspector of Occupational Safety and Health in Dungeons. Forget about swords and magic—your true weapons are bureaucracy, safety protocols, and fine forms!Explore ancient corridors and audit monsters for safety compliance. Is the skeleton guard working without a certified magical vision permit? Fine! Is a cultist trying to pass off a portal to Hell as a heated panoramic window? Issue a stop-work order! Is a necromancer violating the zombies' right to an 8-hour eternal rest in a coffin? Time to start a union strike!Bureaucrat Simulator: Issue forms, check floor incline angles, and demand compliance certificates from