The most painful achievement in the game (probably) Starting Out Make sure you load a new save for this, obviously, you need your time to be under an hour. You can see how long you've been playing for in the menu, under the character tab, at the pie chart section. If you ever get damaged during the run, sprint to the pizza box in the house and refill using that if you're in the starting town. Also make sure you get good at timing the dodge perk, we're going to be using it to make this possible in a easy amount of time As soon as you load in, go to the computer and grab both of the missions. Run over to 102, use the ladder to get in, grab the vintage radio while sprinting. Crouch and grab the baseball bat at the front door. Open the door to 102. Two outcomes can happen here, as AI hearing is buggy. If he does not hear it, good. open the door to the bedroom and bash him over the head with the baseball bat. If he does wake up, close the door, retreat and wait for him to walk away to the kitchen. Then open the door and do the same thing. In 102, get the camera, the tape recorder on the left side of the bed, and steal the TV. This will complete 102, giving you a cash bonus. Sell absoluely everything you got. Go to the computer, and buy a sledgehammer, and the marijuana seed packet. Now, go to the hobo's place, take the water off the bench and run to the back yard, place the seed packet in the pot and water it. This will save time later. The rest of the starting town Grab all of the next missions, take the fake passport out of the mailbox. Run over to 103, if you're fast enough the guy will still be in the house, SPRINT around the back. This will alert the guy and get him to run outside, though we're gonna keep going and jump in through the window to the bedroom, this will lose him, without him seeing you, which is good because if he sees you, a 150$ bounty gets placed on you which will make all passerbys aggro even if you are holstered, and potentially the police gets called, which is very annoying and wastes a ton of time. Grab the passport out of the top left drawer and drop the fake passport in the bedroom. run out into the kitchen, quickly smash 3 pieces of furniture with the sledgehammer, this will lure the guy back into the house, so get out back through the bedroom window quick, you may notice a plywood patch on the fence, this is breakable. smash it with the sledgehammer to get out quick. Next is where the real hard part starts, make sure you've speced into strongman, put all points into strength for now. we'll want to grab dodging as soon as possible, as it is the easiest way to deal with combat. Head down to 104 and do that quest, you can make it easier by trapping the boss with the bear trap at the start of the path from 104. Beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of him and his henchmen, and finish that quest. Now go back to the computer, grab the medal quest and do that very quickly. The medals are actually randomized in the houses, and as of now i do not know all of the spots, so check everywhere and open everything. Clobber anyone who gets in the way, of course. This will put you at rank 3, which means we can now grab the Dodge perk. This is by far the best perk in the game, as you can outright avoid damage if you time it right. Make sure you are very good at this before even attempting the run. Put 5 points into strength and 5 points into agility. We are now going to do the quick killer mission, You will need dodge to deal with it at this level. dodge backwards any time they go to strike, and pre-strike with the hammer. Do not sprint as you want as much stamina as possible, and do not spam the hammer as that may prevent you from dodging backwards. They will eventually give you an opening, Do not aggro more than 2 at once, if they do, restart. This will give you the katana. The second best weapon in the game. We will now do the store mission, haul the body bag over and lay it behind the red container. Find the guard, get close to him before he can aggro. At your current level and strength, you should two shot him, meaning he will never be able to run and call the cops. Do the same for the worker. Now finish that objective. We are now going to raid the farm, as that is the only way forward from here. Raiding the farm By now, your weed plant in the backyard should be out of water. Leave to the farm, and then go right back to the starting town, this will respawn the hobo's water. Grab it and water your weed. This is literally the only way to do this, as the hobo's water is the only water in the entirety of the starting town. After that, go back to the farm. Sprint towards the farm house, grab the bear trap and move it out of the way, dispatch the enemies methodically with the katana. This should be light work by now, if you've gotten through the hell that was the kill quickly quest. In the brown barn, there is an axe. Pick this up. It is the best weapon in the game hands down, able to two tap some of the tougher opponents even at a lower strength level. When the farm raid arrives, you are in for a tough time. Do not be surprised if you die a couple of times, it's fine though, the timer is not that strict thanks to what we have done. There are painkillers under the sink in the house and bandages in the brown barn if you need them. Once that has been done, we should have enough cash to purchase the upgrades. Do not buy anything but the water well and farm upgrade. You will now be asked to sell the weed. Not a problem, we set up for this. Go back to the starting town and take your weed from the back of the house (if it is not grown, keep watering it as the higher the irrigation is the faster it grows until it is fully grown), craft it at the farm house, and then sell it at the starting town. The final stretch We're now in the last difficult (not really) area. There are two ways to go about the first section of the desert town. Put 5 more points into agility and 5 more into strength; improve strongman again. You could do it the cheap chickenshit way, that is run over the enemies and then leave, go to the barn, and then return, repeat until they are wittled down dramatically or the methodical way, where you crouch around, aggro one or two at a time, and deal with them. By now, your katana is either going to break or already has broken, Make sure to swap to the axe. It is truly a godsend. When the desert town raid starts, make sure you deal with them methodically too, if you want a good spot to hide, it is over in the parking lot of the motel, the only spot enemies walk through there is along the cars. You should have plenty of time to do this, so take your time. Finally, do the last mission, which is to buy all the upgrades, which you should have more than enough money for.