Lakeside Has No Lake is a horror survival game where you only get one life! You play as Wolfie, a femboy with a shotgun suffering from sexual OCD, as he searches for his girlfriend Gina in a dark, mysterious, out-of-the-way town with only one gas station and a missing lake. Where did everyone go? Only one way to find out! Use your unlimited ammo for your shotgun as you fight spooky monsters and search for clues as you try to escape happened to the small town of Lakeside!