NORA & RIJI: WE MADE A MESS! Hi, I’m Nora. My manager Riji forced me to make this game because we crave fame — not a boring, predictable “game design career.” You’re in for a NON-GAME for NON-PLAYERS. Here’s why:1. SOLVE A MURDER... KINDA. Investigate a ridiculous crime at our school. The killer? The motives? Pure absurdity, just like our detectives.2. FORGET YET ANOTHER RPG. This isn’t button-mashing. Every fight’s a puzzle: find the weak spot, win — but don’t kill. Leave 1 HP. That’s the rule. Break the comfort zone, or get out.3. MAGIC IS ILLEGAL. Use it in public — get arrested. Literally. There’s a unique ending called “Jail Cell.” Don’t like it? Go play your generic fantasy power trip.4. OUR MANAGER DECIDES EVERYTHING. ONCE. Riji can bribe an enemy — but only once per playthrough. Waste it, and deal with the consequences.5. WE’RE STARS, NOT CATS. This is basically our flashy Vogue pitch, disguised as a game. Expect absurd dialogues, comic panels, and breakdowns over our future brand