如何应对玩这款游戏带来的所有长期影响

As a longtime veteran of this game (and before you look at my Steam hours and call me a liar, I want you to know that I played on ps4 and served in Iraq, which is basically the same thing) I can say with certainty that this game has left me with many long term mental and physical health issues and this guide aims to help you - the hopeless gamer - to hopefully get on a path of self-help and preservation so you can live a long and prosperous life without abandoning this game. Coping with the fear of women DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT YET FIND A FULL SOLUTIONLet me start with this one as it's more a hypothetical topic The fear of women is a wide spread problem among warframe players and yet i have not seen a single person of power trying to fix it, so it's time for me - a nobody - to pick up my rifle once more and dive deep into the rabbit hole that is "fear of women". Personal historyIf you were unsure of my status on the matter here i come with all the answers you need (or just this one because i can't be bothered), yes i am in fact, scared of women. It started on a faithfull christmas day in 2015 (i think), my parents bought me and my brother a ps4, and while of course ecstatic me was playing minecraft and call of duty, i also stepped into the territory of "F2P games", and there i saw it. I immediately recognised the "space ninja game" i played way back on my old pc, and of course i downloaded it. You can probably guess that since that day the problem got worse and worse and with the way this disease works, it's hard to pin-point the exact day it reached it's full power. Everything that we know98% OF WARFRAME PLAYERS ARE SCARED OF WOMENAnd that may include you my dear reader, think about it for a second, when was the last time you even spoke to one? the problem might be already at it's fullest and you may not even realize it. Where does it come from then? We're still unsure of that, i tasked a full research team of HR experts and yet no answer to this question has been revealed to us as of today, all it did is provide us with even more questions without even one having a satisfying answer. Easiest thing to say would be lack socializing but it's hard to make a case for it as a lot of warframe players socialize between eachother on a daily basis. Is there a cure? Sadly, no. The scar is permament, the wound never heals. We're left on our own and there's hardly anything we could've even done to prevent it, the consequence of our actions is for us to bear, but then... How to cope?You know what's the hardest thing to say for someone dedicated to fixing this problem? I don't know. Of course the easiest solution would be to avoid women for the rest of your life but that is easier said than done. Maybe try talking to women more, but that is just a band-aid waiting to be ripped, showing this ugly wound for all to see. I know you're disappointed, i am too, but not all hope is lost. We play warframe, and that means one thing, if there's one thing we're good at, it's doing the same thing, over and over again, until it brings us the expected results, so maybe, just maybe, one day we'll farm up some rizz. Coping with the femboy disease Let me start off with a couple of questions. Have you ever felt like a simple girl isn't doing it for you anymore? Have you been playing a lot of nezha lately? Have you googled "feminine clothes for men" recently? If you answered yes to atleast two of them then i must sadly announce that you might have a case of "Femboy disease". But let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Let me explain what "femboy disease" is first. Femboy disease - also known as "The coping gay" - is a sickness which appears to increase affinity for men with a certain style of feminine clothing or in other case, increases the affinity to wear such clothes (in male cases only). Now that you kinda know what it means i want you to sit down and ask yourself a very important question: Is this a problem?If your answer was: No That's Great, you should live your life however you feel like and i'm not the one to stop you. You're free to go to the next section. Yes Then please proceed to the rest of this section. Recognising the type of your problemAs we already established there are two main sides to this. You either: Like Femboys I know the struggle, you were once a king of heterosexuality but now all that you can muster in your defence is that "a penis makes it better", truly the saddest of downfalls. You are at a point of no return and you should accept the fact that your "iron-willed straightness" has been broken by a simple thought of a cute man in a skirt and that there is nothing you can do about it... Or can you? (also i guess if you're a woman then nothing here applies to you, and maybe makes it less weird but i'm not really sure about this one) Are a Femboy First of all you should absolutely DM me so i can take you on a e-date(haha jk... unless?) I'm not too familiar with this side of the problem (even tho i wish i were) but i will try my best to get to the core of your problem. So let me proceed to a question that is... How to cope?There are 3 main ways of how to cope with (and maybe even fix) the "femboy disease" and lucky for me they work for both sides so i don't need to bother with both of youFirst one obviously is "Try touching grass", i know, a bold statement indeed but what's the problem with trying? you're already here so maybe just give it a shot. Second one is "Try talking to a father figure", by far the most successful cope of them all there really shouldn't be any issu... Oh... Uhhhhh... Third one is "Try talking to a woman", that one is quite a bit harder and if you came here from the first section then there may truly be no hope but if you can atleast try you may not only cope but even fix it. Think about it. (alternatively just accept you're gay and go on with your life, seriously there's nothing wrong with that) Coping with the "Robo-Boobies addiction" So, you crafted Saryn, that one is on you, really. You didn't craft her for her AOE, you didn't craft her for her farming capabilities, you did it for robo-tits. You went on "the green website", you looked her up, you found there are others, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. Personal HistoryThere is none, you're the weirdo. How to cope?Just find a real woman. Really i can't be bothered with you, you should've known better. You will never have a goth wisp gf LET ME BE CLEAR, EVERYTHING I SAID IN THE LAST SECTION STILL STANDS BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT IT'S... IT'S WISP OKAY?... Ugh, okay now that that's clear let's get to the point, this will be a short one as there's not that much to say. One day you gotta be honest with yourself. You will never find "Flying, no feet, big booty, buff fairy, goth gf". I know it's hard to admit but there is simply nothing you ...WE can do. How to cope?I suggest whisky. How to cope with the divorce Damn So it appears some of you have had the pleasure of having a SO before starting to play this game, but as we already established, this place changes people and if you're reading this it means it might've changed you too, doesn't matter if it's the "fear of women" or the "femboy disease" or any other topic we touched on today, you have changed, permamently. Let us get to the important question... Is it really bad that your SO is leaving?It is there is not a single lie you can tell to yourself, you were married, and they want to leave, it will hurt, so in that case let's ask... How to cope?There is no cope, at this point consider uninstalling the game and fixing your marriage you dumbass AND STOP LOOKING AT SARYNS TITS FOR GOD'S SAKE (alternatively i suggest whisky, and you can add me so i can take your sorry ass for some farming to make you feel better) Final words before you leave Hey i can see that for some reason you decided to read all of my unfunny slop and you came this far so might aswell drop the act and thank you for reading, if you haven't noticed already this is my real cope of my unrealized career as an entertainer. Please note that English is not my first language so if you see any grammatical errors that really annoy you please let me know, also if you found my braindead humor entertaining please consider liking this guide as i plan to make similar guides on some other games aswell and you might wanna look forward to that. And with my final breath at this ripe hour of 1 am let me speak of this guide again to make myself clear. If you're a femboy pls dm me i'm serious If you're a woman please don't speak to me i will cry If you're getting divorced tough ♥♥♥♥ i guess thanks y'all