You have one job: ensure all 10,000 toilet paper rolls in this massive restroom face the exact same way. The catch? Your fickle boss won't tell you if he prefers 'over' or 'under' until you finish. Plunge clogs, don't unspool the paper, and pray you win the final 50/50 coin toss.
You're pirates that died defending your treasure, but you're not going to let a little thing like death stop you from protecting your booty! Gather your crew, place towers, traps and fight beyond your last breath to stop these scallywags from taking your treasure!