Ten floors down, a hundred kinds of monster, magic, crossbows, and a king who never came back. A turn-based, party-based dungeon crawler in the 8-bit style: name up to four adventurers, then fight, bribe, loot and level your way down. Every descent is new. A party that dies stays dead.
Your girlfriend was sold to a Goat by her beer-loving dad. Work dirty village jobs, learn kung fu from a greedy old master who charges per move, and punch your way to the city to win her back. A martial arts comedy where every cow walks on two legs.