You died waiting for a train. A goddess reincarnated you as a 5 mm worker ant with one errand: steal a 72 cm loaf of bread — the whole thing, crumb by crumb — through a 9 mm crack, without the Human noticing you exist. That's 7,600 crumbs. Start with one.
Swing That Thing and retrieve the data from Humanity stolen by The Corporation. Discover new ways to swing and unlock new cute corpseys during your adventure Leave your mark in the global Leaderboard. All this to the rhythm of swing