如何解锁第三只手臂

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After I taught you how to get the second arm in one-armed cook i shall descend as a prophet to narrate to the seekers of the third arm their path towards achievement. The lore behind the lore of that trick In the first 7 days, when God concieved us he originally thought of giving us 3 arms. It would have been the perfect creation, an utopia which never came true. Unfortunately he didn't have enough resources, so he used his inventory crafter insted of the crafting table. The scraps that remained were used to create all of the other animals. He intended to give us the third arm once he had enough materials, but Peter Griffin boxed 360 no scoped God stealing all of his mats and the reciepe to the lost arm. Peter Griffin in the following years was never found and so did the reciepe (he probably went to the lobby because of fall damage). This caused a new era, the "Age of Ancients". During the Age of Ancients the World was shrouded with fog, covered with primordial Archtrees, and ruled by the Everlasting Dragons. A primordial fire known as the First Flame manifests in the world, establishing a distinction between life and death, and light and dark. Four beings find Lord Souls surrounding the First Flame, granting immense power: Gwyn: the Lord of Sunlight, Nito: the First of the Dead, the Witch of Izalith, and the Furtive Pygmy. Gwyn, Nito, and the Witch use their new power to destroy the dragons and take control over the world, while the Furtive Pygmy is said to be forgotten, and thus begins the Age of Fire. Over time, as the First Flame begins to fade while the Gods rise in power, Gwyn sacrifices himself to prolong the Age of Fire. The main story takes place towards the end of this second Age of Fire, at which point humanity is said to be afflicted with an undead curse related to a circular, flaming symbol on their bodies known as the Darksign. Those humans afflicted with the undead curse perpetually resurrect after death until they eventually lose their minds, a process referred to as hollowing. In other words, the Earth was f*cked. Kanō Jigorō The undead known as Kanō was blessed by the church of Yorshka. He found profound self-esteem and a goal to achieve, which prevented him from going hollowed. His goal was to discover how to unlock the second arm in the hit-game One Armed Cook (GOTY). Unfortunately also the undead somehow die, but he had a last dream, 200 pumping Peter in the head. But death was quicker, so he wasn't able to die in peace. Kanō Risei (his son) was devastated, between his gambling addiction and alcoholic mother he saw his father as a beacon of light in an empty Abbys. So he founded the world famous Make-a-Wish so that he could achieve his father dream. The journey Risei Kanō was known for his firmness, when he had a goal he would fight a billion lions if that meant success. His strategy was to: 1) Go to the lobby 2) Get Peter's friend request 3) Tilted zone wars 4) 200 pumped 1) to get to the lobby you must conquer man's biggest fear... Death. He waved goodbye as he immerged himself in the shallow waters. His mother didn't give a f*ck. He tried again and again, but he wasn't able to stay under the water. So he took his mother's Jack Daniels, put it in his pockets and released himself in the waters. 2) Since he died he went back to the Lobby. now he had to get Peter's attention, thus he became a twitch streamer and rivaled the elite of the elite to get attention online. He was noticed at last and Peter was honoured to play against the mythical Risei 3) Peter and Risei met in the same lobby, it was an epic stream. The God Killer Peter Griffin versus The Son of Pygmy, Risei. Donos were starting to flood the chat and there were more than 500k viewers!!! 4) It was a five rounder, the winner would get all, the money, the mats, the fame, the glory, but most important, the reciepe of the 3rd arm. They both fought well, they were 2-2 and Peter had the high ground. It seemed as Risei lost hope, but there it was... a rift. he popped a slurp juice and used the rift. He spawned on top of Griffin and landed on top of his box. The crowd was shocked, the donos were flying, but only one could go home alive... Peter edited the roof and let Risei enter his box. There it was, the moment every one was waiting for. This was Kanō Jigarō's dream, and his boy delievered. 200 360° pump in the head. Peter was finally beaten. The crowd couldn't believe it, but the God killer was beaten. The Reciepe Risei finally found the peace his father was trying to achieve. With his newfound mats and reciepe he was able to share to the world the power of having 3 arms. Imagine the power of brushing your teeth, ass and willy at the same time, or eating and scrutching your butt at the same time. This could change the destiny of our species. Once he oppened the reciepe the only thing he could find was a list of steps which never ended. here are some of the following: 1) Never own things, as they will own you 2) Gonna talk about the reciepe? Never talk about the reciepe 3) Give is the cause of recieve 4) You might need some glasses 5) Up is probably the best thing that disney ever made As you can see these rules don't have any sense, they feel random and detached from each other, but there might be a code, maybe a sequence or maybe the first words mean something, who knows? Conclusion All things must come to an end, even One Armed Robber guides. Unfortunatelly I wasn't able to decipher what the reciepe tried to convey as it looks like gibberish. But I was able to find a theory (A GAME THEORY?!?!?) on what might those (263,47675419285094874595371622004)² steps mean, i'll leave a link here to whoever wants to unlock the ultimate weapon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwLvrnlfdNo