Inspired by TeePee's “Things I am no longer allowed to do as a Helldiver” list. Disclaimer Inspired by the “Things I am no longer allowed to do as a Helldiver” list by TeePee, this guide serves to bring new and updated information to enlisted divers at the front lines in wake of the recent illuminate threat. Super Earth's Updated List For Divers 1. Treason is not in the eye of the beholder, and I am not to act as judge, jury and especially not as executioner. 2. Also attempting to conduct a trial against another diver using my other squadmates is not an effective use of mission time. 3. I should not attempt to make a mount of any large threats including and not limited to: Bile Titans, Factory Striders and Harvesters 4. In relation to problematic divers, I am not to call/arm/detonate Hellbombs without informing squad members. (This includes portable Hellbombs) 5. If anything I am doing causes me to audibly giggle over voice chat. I am to stop what I did, go prone and remain there until someone comes to fix whatever it was I just did. 6. Refusing to return any hug does not represent 'an unacceptable lack of patriotism', and in either case, calling in any stratagem with malicious intent is not required. 7. Calling down an airstrike or orbitals on my own position should be a tactic of last resort, not the primary strategy, except in the case the portable hellbomb is employed perhaps. 8. Dropping anti-personnel mines without prior warning is risky to your squad, placing them at the point of the extraction shuttle, might be seen as treason. 9. I am not advised to try and take down a charger in hand-to-hand combat, however recent exceptions have been made to accommodate new equipment in the field such as the stun lance. 10. As admirable as it is to try and carry explosive barrels, or SEAF artillery shells onto the extraction shuttle to "save on resources". Pelican 1 would prefer not to unload my collectables after every successful mission. 11. Encouraging teammates to "become one with the stratagem" by standing under a resupply pod is not leadership. 12. I will not attach explosive charges to my squadmates and call them "smart bombs." 13. In losing a game of 'rock, paper, scissors', arming the winners Hellbomb is poor sportsmanship. 14. The correct way to deal with high-level enemies is not "let’s just see what happens if we ignore them." 15. Not allowed to inform other divers Stalkers aren't real. Just because I can't see them, does not mean they aren’t there. 16. Not allowed to drop a Napalm barrage on the squad's position just because I saw a hunter jumping towards us. 17. Hitting my allies with the TX-41 Sterilizer and saying they stink might sound funny, but I realize not everyone else uses Advanced Filtration armor. 18. With the addition of the newly recognized "Trench-Diver", falsely sounding a trench whistle to trick them into early engagement with the enemy is not appropriate. 19. The, "This is Democracy" emote is not for "helping" nor "encouraging" other divers down cliffs or ledges. 20. While my team still does not consist of me, 'primary human shield, and 'backup human shield'. We do recognize that there may be more, "acceptable casualty #3's" with the portable Hellbomb in play. 21. Players attempting to juggle explosive barrels to key positions during extract prep are not part of a "Moving shooting gallery" just because I brought the P-4 Senator or LAS-58 Talon. 22. As previously mentioned during my initial Helldiver training, and I quote, "HELLDIVER EQUIPMENT IS NOT RATED FOR DEEP WATER TRAVERSAL". In simpler words, I am no longer allowed to swim across lakes with samples anymore. 23. 'Shoot first, ask questions later' applies more to sudden bug breaches than it does to questionable actions taken by other divers. 24. The mission timer is allow for objective based adjustments, not a timer to troll my teammates. 25. Not allowed to troll the cadet player by telling them the portable Hellbomb is that cool shield pack they saw on the destroyer. 26. Bringing any form of Airburst weaponry comes with the additional risk to not only myself but to the entire squad, next time I will bring a mortar or a 500 kg Bomb instead. 27. I am now allowed to sing the EDF song up to twice per calendar month if I have received permission prior from my commanding officers. 28. Still not allowed to try and blow up the extraction shuttle 'for the insurance money' or to change Eagle 1's mind about dating Helldivers. 29. Not allowed to tell the divers that portable Hellbombs can be disarmed by pressing Alt+F4 30. "Scorched earth policy" is not the ideal response in seeing illuminate threats inside a Super Earth colony settlement 31. No enemy will retreat under 'a firm telling off', that is why I enlisted. 32. Double-tapping enemies is not necessary. Double-tapping them with Eagle 1 assistance is ludicrous. 33. Diving onto a grenade to save a teammate is only commendable if I wasn't the one that threw said grenade. 34. No more referring to my fellow divers as "expendable delivery men" 35. Playing "Peek-a-boo" while riding a Fast-Recon-Vehicle is an easy ticket to being mowed down by an HMG. 36. Killing a Diver to, "Fast-travel" them to a Buddy Door still counts against our reinforcements. 37. I will try to keep mentions of "The Creek" to a minimum for the sake of my squad's PTSD conditions. 38. In the situation I was to use "scout handshake", I should accept being shot down without mercy prior to them reaching for my hand. 39. Depositing the previous divers loadout into the nearest bughole for, "Future safekeeping" is not appreciated by the next. 40. Kicking players mid Stratagem Hero just because they beat your score is also poor sportsmanship. 41. I will not associate with Chaos Divers or their propaganda. 42. I will not hunt B-1 supply pack players just to feed my stim-addiction again. 43. I will not fire the GP-31 Ultimatum with “Raise weapon” for a game of chicken unless I have received the consent of my squad. 44. I have never been obligated nor required to salute back at dying voteless. 45. Pointing your weapon's laser at the viewport of a warpship or gunship will not disable the pilot vision despite contrary belief. 46. Attempting to inhale Termind spores will not result in a “stim-like” sensation and will likely just infect me. 47. I will not use stun/gas/smoke grenades on Trench divers to simulate “Real Trench war conditions” without their permission. 48. Using G-123 Thermite grenades to play “Pin the tail on the Emancipator”, is not a proper team building exercise. 49. Taking a Fast-Recon-Vehicle outside of the mission area so you can re-create the warthog escape section from Halo 3 is still treason. 50. I will not insist on blasting Fortunate Son every single time Eagle 1 passes overhead, especially not when the DSS has Eagle storm in play. 51. Referring to my Loadout as “The Geneva Convention Violation Starter Pack” is not as amusing to Truth Enforcers as one might initially think. 52. Allies are not typically inspired with “Improvise, Adapt, Overcome” while sprinting directly into streams of enemy fire. Bear Grylls was a survival expert, not a Helldiver. 53. When the squad leader orders a defensive position, they do not mean “scatter in four directions and see who lives the longest.” 54. Using the FRV as a Kamikaze vehicle is permitted twice a mission due to budget cuts. 55. Using "Draw" with GP-31 Ultimatum will result in several deaths and no disputes settled "honorably". 56. I should not “borrow” my squadmate’s C-01 Permit just because mine is “outside the mission area.” 57. Attempting to duel an Illuminate Overseer in midair with a Hover Pack while screaming “I’ve got the high ground” is usually short lived. 58. Leading Heavy enemies into the primary objective for the crew to "clean up" is not what they mean by "team player." 59. Taking a Fast-Recon-Vehicle and driving it directly into an enemy Stronghold to “spook them” is an excellent way to spook my squad instead. 60. Playing hot potato like the "cowboys of ole super earth" is not recommended with grenades.