This is the official historic guide to the HHCWC roleplay of the CD community. Context ________________________________________ To boost our counting speed we accidentally made an RP. This was not planned and has devolved into utter chaos. Speaking of which, let's get into said chaos. It all started on November 2nd at 10:11am EST... More info: -If you see parentheses in italics than it's me clearing things up -HHCWC stands for "How High Can We Count?" -Non of the following is planned in anyway and there is/was no rules -This guide is not complete and is actively being updated at the end of every "chapter" of the RP ________________________________________ The Opening ________________________________________ Main Characters: MadCat, AJ (AJ is Rouxls Kaard for most of the RP), gameman (AntCed in older posts), BL0XTON (real name BL0X), Pyre, and ✧︎『 乇ㄒ卂 』✧ (referred to as ETA) Let the role-play begin! ________________________________________ MadCat: *points at AntCed chewing on a tf2 sandvich in a corner* gameman: *i finsh it* what? why are you looking at me? gameman: fine yeah, and what are you doing over here? *i walk to them* MadCat: *rp action sips mcdonalds strawberry milkshake (1 litre)* nothin gameman: huh, and where did you get that mcdonalds? the only one is two blocks away *pulls out another sandwhich and starts eating it* gameman: anyways that looks like a good drink you have *i then get a bottle of water and drink from it* MadCat: *points at your sandvich* you gonna finish that? gameman: nah here you go man *gives madcat the sandwich* gameman: i have another that will eat *i then pull out another one* MadCat: *curiosly inspects sandvich and puts it away in pocket* you got a lot of those huh? *keeps sipping mcdonalds milkshake* Pyre: how many sandviches you got? MadCat: yeah, antced, how many *keeps drinking the shake* gameman: welll uhhh yeah, just kept making and well yeah, i have about 30 to 40 at home, i have five more on me gameman: *i then pull out two more* want some more? or you good? Pyre: yk I could really go for a sandvich right now MadCat: *puts down his milkshake for a second* and where do you get the ingredients? AJ: *The doors bust open* AJ walks in, guys... "Would you like endless bacon, but no more games, or would you like games, unlimited games, and no games?" MadCat: *spills milkshake in disbelief* AJ??? THE FABLED AUTHOR OF The Forgeborn (Early Access)??? *pulls out book with a fancy cover saying "The Forgeborn (Early Access)" in big golden letters* can i get an autograph?? AJ: *signs book in golden inc* :PEAKpoint:This guy made fanart, GASPETH MadCat: OH MY GOD THEY SAW MY ART??? *spills more milkshake* gameman: huh looks amazing *looks at it as some crumbs from sandwhich falls on it* MadCat:*sips milkshake (again)* so i ask again, antced, and where do you get the ingredients? gameman: oh uh well HEB, i just go there and buy stuff that i well need and dont need *pulls out water and starts drinking it* gameman: anyways tho whats that drink? i understand it might be tasty right? BL0XTON: *I pop up from the trash and eat the bottle* MadCat: LOOK OUT, THERE'S A RACOON *starts sipping with more tension than before* BL0XTON: WHAT DO YOU MEAN [THERE'S A RACOON] I'M NOT A RACOON I'M A [BIG SHOT]! gameman: *hits with broom as i hold sandwhich* someone call animal control! BL0XTON: YOU [Little spounge]! I AM NOT SOME [$4.99] RACOON! I AM EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE [Number1RatedSalesman1997]! MadCat: *madcat takes the deal BL0XTON: I LIKE YOU [MadCat] I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A DEAL AND YOU JUMPED AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE A [BIG SHOT]! BUT ANYWAY THAT WILL BE 52 KROMER. MadCat: i only got 51 kromers at me right now, so we will have to make it 31 kromer DEAL? gameman: *antced pulls out wallet* uhh i have 53, if that helps and make it 22 and i will take it *antced places hes bet* MadCat: 9 kromer and I take it for 8!!! This specil won't last long, salesman, cmon! You are good at business, you started this entire thing, you know this is the best there is!! gameman: fine then! 2 kromer then! MadCat: -1 kromer!! I will take your money for you!! It can't possibly get better than that, now take the deal. AJ: Guys I don't know if this is ho-- *Rouxles Kard appears, and grabs AJ and teleports away with them* gameman: *antced blinks and rubs theirs eyes* did everyone else just see that? or is it just me? AJ: *A sense of dread fills the air* BL0XTON: SORRY I JUST HAD TO TAKE A [Business trip in first class 20 percent off!] gameman: huh well then how were the classes then? BL0XTON: WHAT [classes then?] I DIDN'T SAY I DID ANYTHING ON MY TR1P gameman: huh trip, class whatever *gives them a sandwich* how was it? MadCat: yeah, I've been tripping too Now take the deal. ...and where did AJ just go BL0XTON: YOU WAN'T TO TAKE MY DELISIS KROMER? NO WAY [Bucko] MadCat: i will simply take my kromer from you, and even give 50% back to YOU! BL0XTON: HOW ABOUT 47 KROMER FOR AN S. [Potion] MadCat: I will take that potion for free thank you if you dont mind i will even take some of my money from you and then give you back HALF OF THE POTION BACKK now take the deal gameman: *watches as i hold water bottle* huh well thats something BL0XTON: NO KID, I' M NOT GOING TO LET YOU [take that potion for free thank you] THAT'S [fifty percent off] TO ME! Gameman: then how about 25%? *i ask for them as i then drink water* BL0XTON: [25%?] OF THE [Potion] OR THE PRICE? MadCat: BOTH this is FINAL OFFER give me both the potion and the kromer, and i give you 25% back. Both. FOR FREE!! take. the. deal. BL0XTON: NO DEAL KID. THAT'S LOSING MY KROMER AND MY [Potion] MadCat: BUT YOU GET IT BACK THO ALL THE 25% AND MORE!! BL0XTON: WHEN DID YOU SAY MORE? MadCat: JUST NOW, DEALER I will give you 25% back PLUS 5 EXTRA percent Back TO YOU!! Take the deal NOW and get 29 TOTAL PERCENT BACK, THATS AS GOOD AS IT GETS AJ: As the debate continues AJ bursts through the front doors, "Hey guys would you like endless bacon, but no more games, or would you like games, unlimited games, and no games?" MadCat: *throws milkshake at AJ and turns back to Bloxton* real question is would YOU like unlimited 28% back off this deal?? gameman: *comes back with popcorn* what did i miss? MadCat: *rp action steals it* I WILL EVEN GIVE YOU THIS RANDOM GUY'S POPCORN PLEASE TAKE THE THE DEAL BLOXTON BL0XTON: [Unless someone like you] GIVES ME 47 KROMER I WON'T TAKE THE DEAL. MadCat: *throws a second milkshake at you* I'm offended, you are a horrible salesman... gameman: (rp anger)hey! dont take my pop it corn! i spent 40 minutes making it! *pays the sales men 48 krimer* does this help? gameman: *looks at madcat* and why do want this anyways? MadCat: sorry, you can have it back: *rp action throws pop corn at you* oh sorry I dropped it Screw you btw *throws a hand grenade at salesman Bloxton* BL0XTON: *Dodges the gernade like sans* gameman: *blinks at them and sighs heavily* does anyone want any treats I am off to go get more pop it corn. gameman: *starts a microwave to heat it up for popcorn* hopefully they don’t kill each other when I am not looking. BL0XTON: [TRANSMIT KROMER] Pyre: i left for a few days im so lost rn MadCat: oh hey pyre MadCat: I DO NOT CONSENT MadCat vs. BL0XTON BL0XTON: *Starts a battle* MadCat: *MadCat used Mad Buster Bl0XTON: OW KID! DID YOU REALLY JUST HIT ME WITH THAT [$2.99] PIECE OF [#&@^]? MadCat: *MadCat used Madder Buster BL0XTON: *BL0Xton used [TRANSMIT KROMER] attack* MadCat: *MadCat used McDonald's Milkshake *HP was maxed out BL0XTON: *uses the one attack where words such as "$dealz$" come out my mouth* ENL4RGE YOURSELF BL0XTON: NICE [HeartShapedObject] KID. TELL YOU WHAT! I GOT A VERY SPECIL [$dealz$] FOR YOU KID! MadCat: *MadCat doesn't take the deal It's not about the kromer, it's about the flavor text BL0XTON: KID! YOU NEED TO PRETEND LIKE YOUR INTERESTED IN BUSINESS MadCat: *MadCat does a business bot impression I WANT TO GO HOME I DONT WANT TO WORK HERE I WANT TO GO HOME PLEA- *It's quite spot on, actually AJ: *The smell of Kromer fills the air a big [$dealz$] is about to be made. MadCat: *MadCat is anticipating the deal... gameman: *throws popcorn in the air* i am back with pop it corn! MadCat: *Antced has joined the party! gameman: how is everyone? *i eat popcorn* MadCat: *arch0 (note: arch0 was a random counter) makes poor finance choices (+25% spare) *MadCat does NOT use Mad Buster (+25% spare) BL0XTON: YOU GOT ANY MORE [Hassle free finances!]? MadCat: *MadCat DID use Mad Buster ETA: i am a doctor. (he posted a picture of a bloody corpse of a guy from People Playground) MadCat: *ETA is admiring a bloody corpse *It seems to gain a surprising amount of traction... AJ: *Antced used bloody corpse! It recovered... something -1 HP MadCat: *MadCat used Bottomless Strawberry Shake on AntCed *HP maxed out *ETA advertises supernatural torture *It's not very effective MadCat: *MadCat has been narrating for too long *MadCat became TIRED *A new narrator must rise... ETA: *What's this? ... *ETA kamui'ed into the narrator booth! *cough cough* is this thing on? (obnoxious fanfare plays) *New narrator unlocked: ETA! MadCat: this is about to get a lot more interesting *Roleplay action sips milkshake* AJ: Wait guys, stop fighting! *AJ appears from thin air* I just want to ask a question... What is this thing? I never got a good answer, it's kinda hard to see though, like some sort of shadow. MadCat: where? I literally don't see it AJ: Huh, thats odd *AJ used ?????* they instantly disappear... ETA: *Where could he have gone? (madcat looks around) ... *What's this? Oh! It's a map! (MAP has been added to the group inventory) *Read the map?

(this is ETA's map) BL0XTON: WHAT KIND OF [Child made] [Cheap!] MAP IS THAT PIECE OF [&$^@] The Adventure Begins MadCat: it appears we need to move into the legendary Forest O'regret, hopefully we don't encounter any enemies on the way there... AJ: *Faintly, a smell of regret fills the air* MadCat:*AJ has forgotten to count *AJ has dementia *Narrator also has dementia *That's why they are still narrating even though ETA is the new narrator *Narrator also has dementia ETA: *Hey stop narrating that's my job! *You hear a faint sound of a very mad cat being kicked out the window... MadCat: oh god, my bones! i sure hope someone around here knows a healing spell... AJ: *The adventure begins and the heros set out on the trail to try and reach the Forest O'regret* (With or without the injured cat) BL0XTON: [Smells like] REGRET THAT I DIDN'T MAKE THAT DEAL WITH MADCAT MadCat: guys... i think you forgot something... *rp action bleeds harder than before in a field of shattered glass after falling off second floor* ETA: *The smell of bloody debt fills the air as you walk into the mist... *You hear voices, telling you to go back... *You regret going in here in the first place... (you guys are dragging madcat rn btw since you wont heal him for some reason so a trail of blood is following you guys... probably a bad idea to leave a trail) AJ: Everyone ponders, why are there voices speaking to them? The party moves on but the forest continues. Everyone is uneasy. MadCat: guys, as someone with a rare ability to see behind us due to being dragged through mud by my leg, can I just tell you that theres something, uh, moving in there? ETA: *The, thing? gets closer and closer until- *Everyone blacks out... ... *We wake up inside of some form of old bunker, *What's this? Is that ETA??? Wait, no. It's a guy *with an all black cloak, white mask with dark red flames, *one eyehole (like ETA), and dark blue sandals (also like ETA) "hello travelers. almost got eaten by the paenitentia eh?" AJ: Confused and suspicious the party introduces themselves... MadCat: hi mr creepy guy who stole eta's look on ebay, you got any heals? rp action coughs (not cause injured, but just a badly faked cough because im pretending like im way more injured than i actually am to make you feel worse for not healing me) ETA: (if i'm not using * then im acting as this guy) "no, sadly not. that thing earlier was the paenitentia {translation: regret - latin}. it's been bothering me for far too long" "i implanted translation chips in you all so you can understand me." AJ: *Suddenly a flash of light fills the room...?* I, Rouxls Kaard hath come to aid thoust on this adventure eventh if thou didnt want me to which is pointless in saying because thou all didst, right guyseth? MadCat: Rouxls, can thou useth thy fabled rules card to finally heal me, this weird ETA lookalike guy's spitting some lore Im super into it but I can't quite hear it because of all the blood noise coming from my bones AJ: *Rouxls heals MadCat* +25 HP MadCat: ah much better Anyways, thanks for the translation chip, but I didn't quite catch your name, Mr...? ETA :"i... i lost the concept of a name long ago..." "i am only known to the creatures of this land as umbrarum praenuntiator {translation: harbinger of shadows - latin}." "i have brought you all here because i heard tell of a LEGEND... it was a LEGEND of UPDATES. it was a LEGEND of COUNTING. it was a LEGEND of LIGHT. it was a LEGEND of DARK." *Everyone's vision fades into an unskippable cutscene "This is the legend of the COUNTING FORUM For millenia, everyone has been counting, Bringing updates to the CLONE DRONE. But if this harmony were to shatter... a terrible calamity would occur. The sky will run black with terror And the land will crack with fear. Then, her heart pounding... The DOBOROG EMPLOYEES will draw their final breath. Only then, shining with hope... Five HEROES appear at STEAMS' edge. A ROBO-DRAGON, A TF2 CHARACTER (This is gameman), A VERY MAD CAT, A (MISSING) AKATSUKI MEMBER, And 1997'S FAVOURITE SALESMAN. Only they can seal the fountains And banish the ANGEL'S HEAVEN. Only then will balance be restored, And the CLONE DRONE saved from no updates. Today, the STEAM COMMUNITY FORUM- The website that gives this land form- Stands tall at the center of the kingdom. But recently, another fountain has appeared on the horizon... And with it, the balance of COUNTING and DOUBLE COUNTING begins to shift..." *The cutscene fades away as your vision is restored... "but, before you guys can do that, you must unlock the power of the NARRATOR" AJ: So liketh, doth thou need any minions? MadCat: what do you want from us though, I don't see any very mad cats or anyone else from the prophecy around here, we're just a bunch of doofuses who found a random map ETA: "well. the paenitentia has been terrorizing the █▒▓░▒▀░▒▀▒ {translator ERROR - 🪫} for so long i ░░█░░▒▀▒░█▒░ {translator ERROR - 🪫} you guys could ▒▒▒█░▒▄░▀░░░█▀░ {translator ERROR - 🪫}" *The constant beeping of the translator chips becomes annoying, *It seems they've run out of battery. MadCat: hey sorry to interrupt, you got a charger anywhere? I think my translator chip's out of juice, it's usb right? ETA: "yeah just █▒░░▓▒░▄░█ ░▒░▒░ {translator ERROR - 🪫} the ▓░▒█▀░ {translator ERROR - 🪫} i think ░▒▒█░▓▓░░░▀▀░░▒▓▒░░▒▒▒▒ {translator ERROR - 🪫} should ▓▒▓▄░▓░ {translator ERROR - 🪫}" *You are absolutely clueless as to what he just said other than a few joining words... BL0XTON: WELL DO YOU NEED SOME [Battery's not included] FOR THAT [Bass & Olsen speakers fifty percent off!]? WELL LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT LUCKY ABOU TME GETTING HERE BECOUSE I GOT SOME FOR YOU! 70 KROMER EACH! MadCat: yeah sure *takes Bloxton's charger* uh that guy's paying btw *points at cloaked figure whos unable to dispute having to pay due to language barrier* BLOXTON: DELICIS KROMER MadCat: *recharges conspiciously airpods-shaped hightech translation chips with Bloxton's usb* ah, much better now, can you say all that again, Mr Cool Hood? ETA: "basically, just beat up the paenitentia or you won't be able to exit the valley o' regret." "beware though, because you will regret fighting that thing..." MadCat Screws Up BL0XTON: NOW PAY ME FOR MY [buy goods online!] MadCat: uh... will you join our party? Maybe?? ETA: "i... i cant, my soul is sealed in this mask with an eight trigrams outer path seal and the seal specifies i can't leave the valley of regret." BL0XTON: HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME YOUR [HeartShapedObject] FOR FREE! MadCat: c'mon guys if we can break this guys mask he's gonna join our party and he looks so cool he'll probably carry us to the final boss! *MadCat used Mad Buster ETA: "NO WAIT DON'T D--" *The sound of sturdy porcelain shattering fills the air, *A blackened wisp escapes the mask, slowly fading away until it is gone. ! NARRATOR MESSAGE INCOMING !: you killed him dummies BL0XTON: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT MADCAT. [you killed him dummies]! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TAKE HIS [HeartShapedObject] AND BECOME [BIG SHOT!!!!] MadCat: ...anyone got a mint? Also let's be real, in no world was that aura farming potato face going to take your deal, he did his job and gave us the lore, admitted to being useless and died, perfect closure The Bunker Devolves Into Complete and Utter Chaos AJ: So liketh, can I join? ETA: *Everyone groans with displeasure, *It doesn't seem like they want Rouxls to join... AJ: ... MadCat: i do MadCat: .... BL0XTON: HOW ABOUT I WILL ONLY LET YOU [you shall] [pass!] IF YOU PAY 99.99 KROMER MadCat: pass where? BL0XTON: INTO THE GROUP OF COURSE MadCat: who are you offering that? The guy who is dead? BL0XTON: TO THAT [incomprehensible] [Here is my card] GUY OVER THERE MadCat: so the corpse? on the floor? with no head because it flew away as an amorphic shape after *we* shattered his mask? yeah, keep trying, im sure he'll take the deal any second now BL0XTON: NO YOU [@*$&] THE ROUXLS KAARD GUY! MadCat: I am pretty sure they are already in our party, right, Rouxls? also, the mask guy said we gotta kill the weird latin monster to escape the valley, so... where do we find it? ETA: *Bloxton is [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]ing himself in the corner. ... *What's this? ! NARRATOR MESSAGE INCOMING !: "i aint tellin u where it is just take a guess. there are 3 exits around you once u go up the stairs: the dark and spooky doorway into a secluded dark area in the marshes, the happy little portal to unicorn rainbow land, or the bathroom door which leads to a dirty toilet" BL0XTON: I'M GOING T0 [take five] *Bloxton walks to the bathroom door MadCat: I use Mad Buster on the bathroom door for a dramatic entrance (and also to see what's behind it before entering) ETA: *You peer into the bathroom. There's nothing but a dirty toilet and some rats. MadCat: can I eat the rats AJ: *epic fanfare plays* *Rouxls Kaard joins the party* YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU HAVETH ME ON THOU SIDE FOOLISH WORMS! AJ: We shall goeth through thine happy little portal! MadCat: no wait Rouxls let me finish eating the rats *MadCat used The Rats *HP was ratted out AJ: WE SHALLT NOT HALT FOR ANY LONGER! MadCat: yeah yeah I already finished, let us move to the next location! ETA (non-RP but important): game man was already in the LEGEND before as "A TF2 CHARACTER" so what would they be now? gameman: walks in with suitcase* i am afraid i am not at liberty to say, and i think you will find the next informent quite... troublesome, but this is where i get off *vanishs away with a blink of an eye* AJ: Guyseth, who is this "g" of man? Pyre (non-RP but important): ill be real ive got no idea what this rp is even about anymore im so confused ETA (non-RP but important): i tried to stabilize things and give them a clear journey but they haven't even gone through the right door yet and i told them which doors to pick like 3 pages ago and no progress other than bloxton [TAKE FIVE]ing and madcat wanting to eat rats. MadCat: *with rats in his mouth* BUT THEY ARE DELICIOUS also didn't we pick the door already? AJ: *Rouxls leaves the party and goes through the door they chose* MadCat: *MadCat also leaves the party and goes through the door with Rouxls gameman: RP: my my what… interesting choices *weird soft laughter comes out* so many people, so much time very few options. MadCat: is that bloody G man?? can you help us defeat that monster the ETA-cosplayer told us about? gameman: hmmm well what is the problem? MadCat: well... We can't find it ETA: (its in the spooky dark door that goes into the murky swamp in the valley sillies) MadCat: ooh i want to go to the silly valley swamp MadCat: *still with a bit of rats in mouth* ROUXLSSSSS, LETS GO HERE INSTEAD *MadCat enters the spooky dark door that goes into the murky swamp AJ: Fineth. We shall head into thou murketh swamp! Attack of the Killer Waterfowl Pyre (he joined the RP as a british guy): Well chaps, who's ready to do some adventuring into the depths of the murkiest swamp outside of england? (because everybody knows britain has the murkiest swamps of them all) Pyre: also lads I just realized that we've been counting for exactly 11 months (dec 14 was the start of the discussion and its nov 14) Electro (random counter) :wait a minute I get it, come to the swamp friends MadCat: LOOK OUT THAT'S THE MONSTER SOMEONE QUICK START A BATTLE AJ: *Rouxls points a finger menacingly at the giant goose (the monster)* WE SHALL'T NOT LOOSE TO WATERFOWL *Suddenly a strange song starts playing "Attack of the Killer Goose"* AJ: AJ Narrrator: To defeat the goose we must hit it in the eyes! It's feathers are made of solid titanium! gameman: well i guess this is where I get off for your adventure *drops swords (ten) from shortest to longest just as I leave* MadCat: *MadCat switches discord to light theme *It's highly effective AJ: The goose is blinded! +8 spare! MadCat: *MadCat quotes the bible God is like a bucket of onions - a vessel of 3 different faces *Divine light fills the room for a split second AJ: +8 spare *Rouxls used the glowy teleport thing!* Pyre: *Pyre tosses up some spare change AJ: The change glows with the power of 1000 suns +32 spare! MadCat: MadCat starts moving like never before *Their moves are flashy! ETA: *An ancient blade manifests from existence... *Who will be the one to deal the final blows? MadCat: ME ME ME ME!!! *MadCat cuddles the blade with love <3 AJ: The power of true love makes the sword glow an eerie pink... +12 spare! MadCat: *MadCat puts the ancient blade into their pocket for later when they use it as a key to unlock an ancient temple in Egypt or some other prophecy crap* AJ: The goose is furious it stumbles around half-blind and shoots a laser out of its giant beak! the entire party is affected -50 HP AJ: Rouxls charges at the monster and flashes a grin +8 spare! The goose fires again! -50 HP Rouxls has been downed. MadCat: *MadCat used Revivemint for the 32th time this afternoon AJ: Rouxls is back but doesn't get up; the floor is too comfy AJ: You can't really hear Rouxls because they're facedown in muddy moss, but they continue to scream. MadCat: *Show compassion AJ: *Rouxls screams louder AJ: Rouxls finally decides to get up but suddenly the goose launches itself into the air! MadCat: *The goose flies too close to the sun... AJ: *The goose is fried midair and starts crashing down to Earth in a fiery final attack! MadCat: *MadCat defended AJ: *Rouxls stares in awe at the nuclear goose falling from the sky MadCat: *MadCat hugs Rouxls AJ: So liketh... why are we hugging while a nuclear waterfowlth plumets towards us? *[T-MINUS 10 SECONDS TILL IMPACT] MadCat: may love save us Also this: *MadCat casts Orange Barrier *You are filled with the power of Orange *...it's closer to a lemon, actually. AJ: *Rouxls turns into an lemon colored orange and flies up to the goose, hitting it midair.... *A flash of orange light fills the room. MadCat: Rouxls what the hell that's a defense spell- AJ: *Rouxls explodes on impact, scattering bits of orange peel over the floor... *Rouxls has left the party... MadCat: *MadCat licked the orange peel *Despite everything, it still feels more like a lemon. ETA Ultrakill thing??? ETA: *Everyone has a sneaking suspicion they should continue the plot, *and head into the Valley de Happy... MadCat: *MadCat looks around for any more alive AND compitent party members *Dissapointment. *MadCat leaves the party and continues their journey separately and heads into Valley de Happy... ETA: *A magical, will-bending force compels the entire party to follow the cat MadCat: *MadCat continues their way to the valley and pretends not to notice the party ETA: *While the party is in the passing land between the goals- ... *What's this? ... ... ... *V1 ULTRAKILL appeared out of nowhere! HELLO. DO YOU HAVE ANY BLOOD? (this was a text to speech file thing) MadCat: *MadCat repeats the words in their head multiple times *They still cannot make out what V1 is saying... MadCat: yeah, I brought some for you *roleplay action points at the party, unable to escape due to the will-bending force* You gonna let me pass if I give you all those blood bags? ETA: {audio transcript: GIVE ME ALL THE BLOOD YOU HAVE. I WILL SHOW NO MERCY IF YOU DO NOT.} MadCat: *MadCat still has not recovered from their blood loss earlier *This fills them with CONFIDENCE in their redundancy to V1 Alright, feel free to suck all of 'em dry *I make a welcoming gesture towards the party behind* {audio transcript: OKAY. I ONLY NEED A SMALL AMOUNT.} *V1 throws a few coins up into the air, *a blinding light appearing as V1 shoots *a coin and they all + ULTRARICOSHOT x4 *into everyone. *Nobody died but the whole party is now -10 HP. MadCat: *MadCat realises their plan is flawed, but give no hint of being startled Is that enough blood for you, dear colleague? ETA: *V1 suddenly disappears, saying nothing. *MadCat checks their pocket watch *It was time for V1 to go and shoot in the Indie Cross episode 3 *Relief. MadCat: Alright gang, let's keep going *MadCat acknoweldged the party's existence for the first time since they left the forest, MORALE is boosted. The Pizzeria MadCat: *MadCat is anticipating the next encounter... gameman: uhh hello hello? well if your hearing this welcome to five nights at freddys! MadCat: oh, well that wasn't on the map... *MadCat enters the pizzeria gameman: now sorry if you haven't heard but since freddy's has this long company greeting *clears throat and starts the company greeting* MadCat: *MadCat chooses to ingore the greeting Do you have pizza? gameman: uhhh we do but its all not made as of yet *points lazily at the ingredents* MadCat: *Brandishes silver plated colt 1911* Time for you to get cookin', old man. MadCat: *MadCat gets in line for their pizza *They still did not, however, holster their weapon. MadCat: *Clock is ticking. MadCat: *MadCat's patience is running low... MadCat: *tick tock, tick tock... MadCat: RP action turns to the chef with the gun YOUR TAKING TOO LONG AJ: *The orange peel crawls behind the counter. *It returns with some pizza dough MadCat: *MadCat tastes the dough to make sure it's good *It has a rather lemon aftertaste... AJ: *The peel consumes some pizza dough *It became the dough peel MadCat: what do we need to do next, uh, cook it? Anyone got a light? (Right here a counter named EBrown just counted without any more messages) MadCat:*MadCat cooks EBrown *Lemon Flavoured Dough has became Lemon Flavoured EBrownie EBrown: nooooooooooooooooooo!!!! AJ: *The Lemon Flavored EBrownie walks into an oven EBrown: i was not cooked all the way MadCat: *MadCat shuts the oven and watches the Lemon Flavoured EBrownie slowly spin around* AJ: *EBrown just finished cooking. *MadCat pulls them from out of the oven... They're cooked well-done. AJ: *Orange peel was burnt into ash in the blazing hot oven... *You feel a presence looming behind you. MadCat: *MadCat turns around to examine the looming presence... AJ: *It's a block of sentient cheese. MadCat: we are a bit off-track with making a pizza, so it's not like we can't do it without cheese anymore, but uhh.... *MadCat started a battle Vs. Cheeseman AJ: *Cheeseman glares at MadCat ominously MadCat: *MadCat rubs a cheese grater seductively AJ: *Cheeseman is falling in love +20 spare! MadCat: *MadCat has a change of ways *MadCat used Mad Buster Ebrown: EBrownie jumps in and uses brownie blast. EBrown: the cheese has become brown cheese he has joined your party AJ: *Epic Fanfare Plays* B R O W N C H E E S E has joined the party! MadCat: ok, I know this sounds really weird, but I need you to spare a... (god how do I put this)... part of your body for our pizza (a few actual days later) MadCat: is it ready yet? AJ: No. MadCat: *The clock's ticking gets slower. *Brown Cheese's scared face reflects on MadCat's pistol. Give me the cheese. AJ: *The room is filled with a blinding light, no one can see. *The doors bust open and a silhouette appears from behind them. *MadCat raises their gun, but then... No! It can't be! *The light dies down "Did thou hear someone say Rouxls Kaard?" MadCat: Ah, rouxls, can thou help me to make pizza? I need this brick of cheese grated NOW. AJ: Rouxls used Rules Card! *If the dice rolls a 10 or higher the cheese monster will be grated! *The dice rolled 1 MadCat: *MadCat used the Mad Card! *It's a regular jack of spades. AJ: YOU HAVETH LANCER?? MadCat: it's a regular jack of spades. *MadCat used another Mad Card! *It's a regular joker. AJ: YOU KNOWETH ABOUT THINE CASTLE'S BASEM- I mean what? MadCat: rouxls, we gotta cook *MadCat straps on those old big pilot goggles *It looks surprisingly nice, actually. EBrown: what the heck is going on right now, i was just baked so i have no idea what's happening ETA Fixes the Plot (again?) Pyre: *Pyre used a Pyre card! *It is on fire… EBrown: this story is going nowhere MadCat: You're right. This story wont go anywhere until ETA shows up again and narrates. We are just having fun for now! Now give me the cheese. ETA: *gaspeth!* *What's this? (i really love "What's this?" for some reason) ... *In the blink of an eye, this side story is resolved *and we are back on the main path! MadCat: where are we going again? *MadCat chews on their pizza and rounds it off by sipping on the McDonalds strawberry shake* Gameman: *drops a magazine in madcats lap, a magazine about cats and i dont pay attenation as i walk away* MadCat: *MadCat reads the magazine *Everything in it is wrong... AJ: *Rouxls takes a glance at the magazine... They are confused. MadCat: *MadCat flipped the magazine *Suddenly, it all makes perfect sense! *MadCat flipped the magazine again for it to make even more sense *It didn't work... AJ: *Rouxls stares at the magazine. It hurts. MadCat: *MadCat flips the magazine again. It's rejuvenating. *Rouxls was healed! AJ: *Rouxls stares at a cat with yellow and pink eyes on the magazine... MadCat: *MadCat reads the line near the image of the cat... *"Get a new a friend for inside of your house!" *Rouxls grabs their hair and points at the magazine, MadCat spills their milkshake. *No one else around seems to get the joke... AJ: *Rouxls stares into the cat's empty eyes... Pyre: *Pyre hides behind a large rock nearby AJ: *Guys, I thinketh there's a friend inside of thou... MadCat becomes a narrator (not RP) AJ: Are we still going an RP? Ebrown (new member of the RP): i hope we can get back to that MadCat: I am waiting for ETA to come and narrate again, he was good at it Pyre: yeah we need a narrator or we will get so far off story... Ebrown: why can't madcat be the narrator Pyre: actually good question MadCat: *MadCat considers the offer of Power... *MadCat decides to go to bed. ETA: i'm a lazy bones so madcat is now the narrator. just try and loosely follow my story i guess MadCat: where were we again? Valley De Happy MadCat: *MadCat suddenly vanishes, their hat falls onto the ground. *The party's starting to come back into shape after last night, and they see the Vally de Happy right before them. *The adventure finally resumes... Pyre: *Pyre scouts ahead to see if there is anything cool in the valley AJ: *Everything seems quite happy *Suddenly you remember that AJ is still missing, you must continue on to find them and the end of your quest. AJ: *Perhaps Rouxls knows something as they took AJ in the first place? BL0XTON: *door magically appears and BL0XTON walks out of it AHH! I FEEL LIKE A [Brand new products!] MAN! MadCat: *Now when the E-Bot, Bloxton and Pyre are all back together again, they need to decide what to do. Do you keep moving forward into the seemingly infinite valley or come up with an alternative plan? AJ: *Rouxls pulls out a card, it's an Uno Reverse card. MadCat: *Rouxls used the Uno Reverse card *The valley went from infinite to finite *You see an enormously tall and wide stone wall on the horizon behind the valley... Ebrown: E-bot hits the stone wall with his flaming katana MadCat: *Out of reach, please cross the valley and try again later. Ebrown: Ok MadCat: *While crossing the valley, you see a funky looking silhoutte off to the right, and an old tower off to the left... Ebrown: i vote to go to the old tower MadCat: *The funky looking silhoutte votes to go to itself. *It's a tie... Ebrown: that made no sense but ok MadCat: *The funky looking silhoutte offers a game of Rock Paper Scissors as the tie breaker. *Do you accept? Ebrown: yes MadCat: *The funky looking silhoutte prepares... *What do you choose? Ebrown: paper MadCat: *The funky silhoutte hits you with a rock that it was hiding behind its back *Paper beats rock, but so does it beat you. *You win, 0 GOLD, 2 EXP, -10 HP *At the tower, near the door, you are greeted by a fammiliar funky silhoutte... BL0XTON: HOW AM I SOPPOSED TO STRIKE A DEAL WHEN I CAN'T SEE YOUR [Best quality clothes here only!] *angles head so that the sun light bounces off of my glasses and onto the silhouette MadCat: *The light shines onto the silhoutte *Oh my god, is that... *You all get ready for a fight. *EVIL MADCAT has appeared. Vs. EVIL MADCAT Ebrown: E-bot uses flaming slash MadCat: *E-Bot attacked *EVIL MADCAT has absorbed the damage into their hat. *You are going to need to take it off first... AJ: *Rouxls joins the fight! *Rouxls used Godly Flash! *EVIL MADCAT was blinded! Now the battle really begins, Paws of Anarchy begins to play! ETA: *Suddenly, the battle is interrupted... *The party sees what looks like the ETA knock-off they met before, *but happy and kawaii. It looks like they're picking some flowers. Ebrown: what? MadCat: *EVIL MADCAT recruits Kawaii ETA Cosplayer because they thought of it before the party did *Kawaii ETA Cosplayer joins the EVIL PARTY, they are now EVIL KAWAII ETA COSPLAYER MadCat: *Our heroes must reach the top of the tower before the 15th if they want to find out the REAL truth. *The clock is ticking... (this was a few days before the release of the new update that would come out on the 15th) Ebrown: K *EVIL MADCAT absorbed the letter into their hat *You can't use it anymore until you take off their hat... Ebrown: K MadCat: *E-Bot said a letter that was previously absorbed. * -10 HP. Ebrown: Oh... AJ: The Evil Duo attack Rouxls! -65 HP! AJ: Rouxls, weakened but not, out uses slash! Evil Team -16 HP each! MadCat: *It appears Rouxls forgot to check for the last page and got the number wrong *EVIL MADCAT became even madder... *It has no effect on the battle. Ebrown: E-bot is got very angry so mad the flame on is sword burned so hot it fused with him turning him into the flaming E MadCat: *E-bot is now The Flaming E *EVIL MADCAT prepares a water bucket... Ebrown: Don't you dare MadCat: *EVIL MADCAT pulls the bucket back for the release comically slow *They are probably hinting that you can counter... Ebrown: flaming E uses flaming hand slash MadCat: *The slash got absorbed by the water bucket *EVIL MADCAT won't be able to pretend like they are charging up the bucket much longer... TO BE CONTINUED... (THIS CHAPTER IS STILL BEING MOVED OVER HERE)